### Kidney People

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Posted by C.L. on August 12, 192003 at 23:47:54:

Too all the people selling thier kidneys and using this board as a place to advertise. I will tell you right now your swimming in the wrong part of the ocean. If you want to sell you're kidney go to the hospitals with a sign around your neck proclaming to all they you have a kidney to sell. Let the people on the artifical kidney machines have a good long look at you and your medical information. And if they really want it, the Doctors can check you out and maybe find a buyer for you. There are waiting lists for this kind of thing, and many I'm sure are in need of a good kidney. But you should maybe find who's on the list and advertise to them directly, rather than spam the entire internet community.

Seriously going around to every message board on the internet will not find you a buyer. Do some serious market research to find a buyer, don't wait for one to come to you.

Btw I have a black market organ shop in the northern most part of the Artic Circle. If you really want to sell it I can offer you 50 American Dollars for it. I make one mean kidney stew, I'm telling you. Its Hanibal the cannibal's personal recipe, why don't you visit and we can let you try it...

~C.L.

PS: That last paragraph was a joke in case you're silly enough to think its true.

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    : Too all the people selling thier kidneys and using this board as a place to advertise. I will tell you right now your swimming in the wrong part of the ocean. If you want to sell you're kidney go to the hospitals with a sign around your neck proclaming to all they you have a kidney to sell. Let the people on the artifical kidney machines have a good long look at you and your medical information. And if they really want it, the Doctors can check you out and maybe find a buyer for you. There are waiting lists for this kind of thing, and many I'm sure are in need of a good kidney. But you should maybe find who's on the list and advertise to them directly, rather than spam the entire internet community.

    : Seriously going around to every message board on the internet will not find you a buyer. Do some serious market research to find a buyer, don't wait for one to come to you.

    : Btw I have a black market organ shop in the northern most part of the Artic Circle. If you really want to sell it I can offer you 50 American Dollars for it. I make one mean kidney stew, I'm telling you. Its Hanibal the cannibal's personal recipe, why don't you visit and we can let you try it...

    : ~C.L.

    : PS: That last paragraph was a joke in case you're silly enough to think its true.

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